Driving, this about sums it up

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04/05/2014 at 23:22 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > RacecaR
04/05/2014 at 23:30

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Now take away the box and two wheels and add adrenaline.


Kinja'd!!! STREPITUS > RacecaR
04/05/2014 at 23:31

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What do you mean evolution? We were put here like this. With cars and all. Didn't you know? Jesus had a sweet Challenger, while Moses tore around the desert for 40 years in an awesome Mustang.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > STREPITUS
04/05/2014 at 23:32

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Dude, get your facts straight. Jesus drove an Accord.

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Kinja'd!!! hethoughtofcars > STREPITUS
04/05/2014 at 23:34

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Jesus would be a MOPAR man


Kinja'd!!! Argent > hethoughtofcars
04/05/2014 at 23:41

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Exodus 29:18 "Then burn the entire Ram on the altar. It is a burnt offering to the Lord, a pleasing aroma, an offering presented to the Lord"


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > STREPITUS
04/05/2014 at 23:51

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LIES everyone know Moses wouldn't get caught dead in any non-aquatic conveyance.


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Nibby
04/05/2014 at 23:53

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Whenever I see this picture I wonder why Jesus is only 5 feet tall.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > STREPITUS
04/06/2014 at 00:02

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Reminds me when I was about ten playing outside with the neighbors. One much younger kid said something about how God made all of our houses. I told him that people made them, and he got really angry and ran off to tell his mom for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! STREPITUS > PS9
04/06/2014 at 00:04

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So Amphibicar?


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > Rainbow
04/06/2014 at 00:13

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Twist: Young Rainbow Dash and neighbors lived in rock formations.


Kinja'd!!! webmonkees > RacecaR
04/06/2014 at 00:27

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variant.


Kinja'd!!! MC_Leon6494 > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
04/06/2014 at 01:33

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people were shorter 2000 years ago


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > MC_Leon6494
04/06/2014 at 03:03

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I thought I read somewhere that he was estimated to be 6 feet tall so I went looking for it, but it turns out it was all based on bullshit and the Turin shroud.

Most archaeologists agree that he would have been around the average height of the time and area of 5'1"


Kinja'd!!! JACU - I've got bonifides. > Nibby
04/06/2014 at 17:44

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Kinda' tiny Jesus at that! I heard folks were smaller back then though.